If you think White people who never owned slaves should give money to Black people who never were slaves...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you think American is racist, sexist, homophobic and evil. But, you get offended when your patriotism is questioned...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you feel anyone who still supports the war in Iraq must have been repeatedly dropped on their head as a small child....

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you've ever bought a "Gangsta Rap" CD because you love the lyrics....

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you feel pornography is protected speech but calling someone a bad name is a "Hate Crime"...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you think former democractic political hacks like Tim Russert, Chris Matthews and George Stephanopoulos are fair and unbiased "journalists"...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you think the first family is Brad and Angelina...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you think making honest people jump through hoops to legally own a gun will cut down on crime....

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you believe the "Vast Right Wing Conspiracy" is alive and well....

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you don't know there is a difference between "Sales" and "Profit"...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If your life's ambition is be a journalist, politician or college professor.....

You Just Might be a Liberal

If any religious symbol in a public place kicks you into "Righteous Indignation" mode...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you believe the current round of global warming is caused by SUVs instead of that big shiney thing up in the sky...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you feel the Arab Muslins killing the Black Muslims in Darfur is George W. Bush's fault...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you think only White people can be racist....

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you attended all 63 of Barbra Streisand's "Final" performances...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you ever had to cancel a "Global Warming" protest because it was too cold and snowy...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you feel shouting down a speaker you disagree with is a good exercise in Free Speech...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you are baffled as to why we're spending so much money on prisons while the crime rate is falling...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you think second hand smoke is a bigger threat than global terrorism....

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you think Michael Moore is incredibly sexy....

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you think Al Franken is funny....

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you hate the military, big oil and Halliburton but "Support Our Troops"...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If the idea of meeting Dennis Kucinich in person makes your heart race...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you think Keith Olbermann is the voice of reason on cable news....

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you've ever called Forbes magazine a "Capitalist Tool" and meant it in a bad way...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you've never been north of 125th Street or west of the Hudson River but think you know best how Alaska should drill for oil...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you've ever called an illegal alien an "Undocumented Worker"...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you wish more places could be as enlightened as San Francisco

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you oppose the death penality but support abortion....

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you spend more time at "Peace" rallies than at church....

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you "teach" in any of the Humanities Departments of any major college...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you work for ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN or the New York Times...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you believe the Dixie Chicks got all those Grammys because of their singing ability instead of their politics....

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you feel the UN should have control over America's foreign policy....

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you feel anyone who disagrees with you is brain damaged....

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you feel animals should have the same rights as people....

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you didn't find "Brokeback Mountain" the least bit creepy...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you feel the National Education Association does a great job educating our kids...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you believe Bill Clinton "Never had sex with that woman, Miss Lewinski."

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you listen to NPR more than 5 minutes a day....

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you believe the Mainstream media is too conservative....

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you think Charlie Sheen is a better role model than George W. Bush...

You Just Might be a Liberal.

If you find Hillary Clinton oddly attractive

You Just Might be a Liberal.

If you have a degree in "Woman's Studies" and its not about picking up babes

You Just Might be a Liberal.

If you believe the stripper in the Duke rape case is telling the truth

You Just Might be a Liberal.