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You Just Might be a Liberal...

Like a Duck Who Doesn't Know He's Wet, Many Fairly Smart Folks have No Idea They're Knee-jerk Liberals. Here's Some Tips to Help You Decide

If you think White people who never owned slaves should give money to Black people who never were slaves...

You Just Might be a Liberal
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If you think American is racist, sexist, homophobic and evil. But, you get offended when your patriotism is questioned...

You Just Might be a Liberal
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If you feel anyone who still supports the war in Iraq must have been repeatedly dropped on their head as a small child....

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If you've ever bought a "Gangsta Rap" CD because you love the lyrics....

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If you feel pornography is protected speech but calling someone a bad name is a "Hate Crime"...

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If you think former democractic political hacks like Tim Russert, Chris Matthews and George Stephanopoulos are fair and unbiased "journalists"...

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If you think the first family is Brad and Angelina...

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If you think making honest people jump through hoops to legally own a gun will cut down on crime....

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If you believe the "Vast Right Wing Conspiracy" is alive and well....

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If you don't know there is a difference between "Sales" and "Profit"...

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If your life's ambition is be a journalist, politician or college professor.....

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If any religious symbol in a public place kicks you into "Righteous Indignation" mode...

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If you believe the current round of global warming is caused by SUVs instead of that big shiney thing up in the sky...

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If you feel the Arab Muslins killing the Black Muslims in Darfur is George W. Bush's fault...

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If you think only White people can be racist....

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If you attended all 63 of Barbra Streisand's "Final" performances...

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If you ever had to cancel a "Global Warming" protest because it was too cold and snowy...

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If you feel shouting down a speaker you disagree with is a good exercise in Free Speech...

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If you are baffled as to why we're spending so much money on prisons while the crime rate is falling...

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If you think second hand smoke is a bigger threat than global terrorism....

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