If you lit incents and had to recenter your Chakra when you heard Cindy Sheehan was leaving the peace movement....

You Just Might be a Liberal

If your candidate wants to "Talk" to our sworn enemies but runs like a scared little girl looking for her mommy from the Fox News debates...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you believe Nancy Pelosi is a sniveling sell out because she didn't cut off funds to our troops...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you really believe the US losing in Iraq will help stop terrorism...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If the Supreme Court’s upholding the ban on the “Partial Birth Abortion” had you muttering “Slippery Slope” and reaching for the smelling salts…

You Just Might be a Liberal

Even though it was a “Gun Free Zone”, if you feel Virginia Tech wouldn’t have happened if only there were stricter gun laws…

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you feel an actor with a room temperature IQ and whose only news source is the “Daily Show” should be listened to for government policy insights...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you still feel "something must have happened" in the Duke Lacrosse case....

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you feel Imus should be fired for what he said but Rappers should be given Grammy’s for saying far worse….

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you consider yourself a “Feminist” but feel it culturally insensitive to criticize the way Muslims treat women….

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you drive an SUV that gets less than 10 MPG to a Global Warming rally….

You Just Might be a Liberal

In the past five years, if you’ve spent more time in “Rehab” than church….

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you fly to an Earth Day event in your own personal jet….

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you pine for the good old days when Janet Reno was Attorney General….

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you’re stinking rich but hate capitalism…

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you have a hyphenated last name (Smith – Jones)…

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you believe the world’s temperature was perfect in 1954 and any increase marks the beginning of the end for humanity…

You Just Might be a Liberal!

If you’re convinced conservatives will not vote for Barack Obama simply because he’s African-American and not because he’s a raging liberal….

You Just Might be a Liberal!

While you feel Ann Coulter is a homophobic bomb thrower, you have to admit John Edwards is kind of cute….

You Just Might be a Liberal!

If you think Clinton’s firing ALL 93 U.S. Attorneys is fine but Bush firing 8 is an impeachable offense….

You Just Might be a Liberal!