Even though China is now the world's largest polluter, you still think they should be exempted Kyoto...

You Just Might be a Liberal!

If you haven't figured out yet that neither Bush nor Cheney will be on the 2008 ballot....

You Just Might be a Liberal!

If you find the improvement in Iraq is making you depressed....

You Just Might be a Liberal!

If you feel Jimmy Carter and Al Gore both richly deserved their Nobel Prizes and politics were not involved....

You Just Might be a Liberal!

Do Your Knees Go Weak and You Start to Giggle like a School Girl at the Thought of Bill Clinton Back in the White House...

You Just Might be a Liberal!

If you don't believe in God but would never vote for a Mormon...

You Just Might be a Liberal!

If you feel everyone is picking on Hillary just because she's a girl...

You Just Might be a Liberal!
And a Feminist Too!

After Hillary Planted Questions and CNN Sandbagged the Republicans, if you still think Fox News can't be trusted to hold a debate....

You Just Might be a Liberal!

If you feel Michael Vick is a better role model than Clarence Thomas....

You Just Might be a Liberal!

If you feel submerging a crucifix in urine is art but putting a copy of the Koran in a toilet is hate speech….

You Just Might be a Liberal!

If Obama pledging to never ever use Nukes under any circumstance made your knees weak with joy....

You Just Might be a liberal

If you feel Paris Hilton is a good role model for your daughter….

You Just Might be a Liberal

If the names Crystal Gail Mangum and Tawana Brawley don’t make you question that a “Woman won’t lie about being raped”…

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you think Mike Nifong was just making up for historical injustices by railroading a bunch of innocent “Rich White Kids” in the Duke “rape” case….

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you feel Angelina Jolie was right to limit questions by journalist during the preview of her new movie about freedom of the press….

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you feel the lefties at Google collecting personal information is way cool but the government doing it is obscene....

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you lit incents and had to recenter your Chakra when you heard Cindy Sheehan was leaving the peace movement....

You Just Might be a Liberal

If your candidate wants to "Talk" to our sworn enemies but runs like a scared little girl looking for her mommy from the Fox News debates...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you believe Nancy Pelosi is a sniveling sell out because she didn't cut off funds to our troops...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you really believe the US losing in Iraq will help stop terrorism...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If the Supreme Court’s upholding the ban on the “Partial Birth Abortion” had you muttering “Slippery Slope” and reaching for the smelling salts…

You Just Might be a Liberal

Even though it was a “Gun Free Zone”, if you feel Virginia Tech wouldn’t have happened if only there were stricter gun laws…

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you feel an actor with a room temperature IQ and whose only news source is the “Daily Show” should be listened to for government policy insights...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you still feel "something must have happened" in the Duke Lacrosse case....

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you feel Imus should be fired for what he said but Rappers should be given Grammy’s for saying far worse….

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you consider yourself a “Feminist” but feel it culturally insensitive to criticize the way Muslims treat women….

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you drive an SUV that gets less than 10 MPG to a Global Warming rally….

You Just Might be a Liberal

In the past five years, if you’ve spent more time in “Rehab” than church….

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you fly to an Earth Day event in your own personal jet….

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you pine for the good old days when Janet Reno was Attorney General….

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you’re stinking rich but hate capitalism…

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you have a hyphenated last name (Smith – Jones)…

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you believe the world’s temperature was perfect in 1954 and any increase marks the beginning of the end for humanity…

You Just Might be a Liberal!

If you’re convinced conservatives will not vote for Barack Obama simply because he’s African-American and not because he’s a raging liberal….

You Just Might be a Liberal!

While you feel Ann Coulter is a homophobic bomb thrower, you have to admit John Edwards is kind of cute….

You Just Might be a Liberal!

If you think Clinton’s firing ALL 93 U.S. Attorneys is fine but Bush firing 8 is an impeachable offense….

You Just Might be a Liberal!

If you're willing to waive your aversion to Captial Punishment in the Scotter Libby case....

You Just Might be a Liberal!

If you think White people who never owned slaves should give money to Black people who never were slaves...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you think American is racist, sexist, homophobic and evil. But, you get offended when your patriotism is questioned...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you feel anyone who still supports the war in Iraq must have been repeatedly dropped on their head as a small child....

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you've ever bought a "Gangsta Rap" CD because you love the lyrics....

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you feel pornography is protected speech but calling someone a bad name is a "Hate Crime"...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you think former democractic political hacks like Tim Russert, Chris Matthews and George Stephanopoulos are fair and unbiased "journalists"...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you think the first family is Brad and Angelina...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you think making honest people jump through hoops to legally own a gun will cut down on crime....

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you believe the "Vast Right Wing Conspiracy" is alive and well....

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you don't know there is a difference between "Sales" and "Profit"...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If your life's ambition is be a journalist, politician or college professor.....

You Just Might be a Liberal

If any religious symbol in a public place kicks you into "Righteous Indignation" mode...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you believe the current round of global warming is caused by SUVs instead of that big shiney thing up in the sky...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you feel the Arab Muslins killing the Black Muslims in Darfur is George W. Bush's fault...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you think only White people can be racist....

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you attended all 63 of Barbra Streisand's "Final" performances...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you ever had to cancel a "Global Warming" protest because it was too cold and snowy...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you feel shouting down a speaker you disagree with is a good exercise in Free Speech...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you are baffled as to why we're spending so much money on prisons while the crime rate is falling...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you think second hand smoke is a bigger threat than global terrorism....

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you think Michael Moore is incredibly sexy....

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you think Al Franken is funny....

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you hate the military, big oil and Halliburton but "Support Our Troops"...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If the idea of meeting Dennis Kucinich in person makes your heart race...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you think Keith Olbermann is the voice of reason on cable news....

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you've ever called Forbes magazine a "Capitalist Tool" and meant it in a bad way...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you've never been north of 125th Street or west of the Hudson River but think you know best how Alaska should drill for oil...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you've ever called an illegal alien an "Undocumented Worker"...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you wish more places could be as enlightened as San Francisco

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you oppose the death penality but support abortion....

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you spend more time at "Peace" rallies than at church....

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you "teach" in any of the Humanities Departments of any major college...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you work for ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN or the New York Times...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you believe the Dixie Chicks got all those Grammys because of their singing ability instead of their politics....

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you feel the UN should have control over America's foreign policy....

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you feel anyone who disagrees with you is brain damaged....

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you feel animals should have the same rights as people....

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you didn't find "Brokeback Mountain" the least bit creepy...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you feel the National Education Association does a great job educating our kids...

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you believe Bill Clinton "Never had sex with that woman, Miss Lewinski."

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you listen to NPR more than 5 minutes a day....

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you believe the Mainstream media is too conservative....

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you think Charlie Sheen is a better role model than George W. Bush...

You Just Might be a Liberal.

If you find Hillary Clinton oddly attractive

You Just Might be a Liberal.

If you have a degree in "Woman's Studies" and its not about picking up babes

You Just Might be a Liberal.

If you believe the stripper in the Duke rape case is telling the truth

You Just Might be a Liberal.