If you drive an SUV that gets less than 10 MPG to a Global Warming rally….

You Just Might be a Liberal

In the past five years, if you’ve spent more time in “Rehab” than church….

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you fly to an Earth Day event in your own personal jet….

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you pine for the good old days when Janet Reno was Attorney General….

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you’re stinking rich but hate capitalism…

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you have a hyphenated last name (Smith – Jones)…

You Just Might be a Liberal

If you believe the world’s temperature was perfect in 1954 and any increase marks the beginning of the end for humanity…

You Just Might be a Liberal!

If you’re convinced conservatives will not vote for Barack Obama simply because he’s African-American and not because he’s a raging liberal….

You Just Might be a Liberal!

While you feel Ann Coulter is a homophobic bomb thrower, you have to admit John Edwards is kind of cute….

You Just Might be a Liberal!

If you think Clinton’s firing ALL 93 U.S. Attorneys is fine but Bush firing 8 is an impeachable offense….

You Just Might be a Liberal!

If you're willing to waive your aversion to Captial Punishment in the Scotter Libby case....

You Just Might be a Liberal!